Post by deepsea on Dec 24, 2013 10:52:28 GMT -4
THE PENTAGON – A Pentagon-ordered inspection for inappropriate material in the workplace has turned up thousands of items of women’s underwear throughout the military, shocked sources confirmed.
Even more distressing to the all-male Joint Chiefs of Staff was that many females were found to be wearing a bra or panties at the time of the inspection.
“They just don’t get it,” said Adm. Jonathan W. Greenert, Chief of Naval Operations. “This is the stuff that makes a permissive environment for sexual harassment. It has no place on our females.”
Air Force Chief Gen Mark Welsh added “Just think of it. Piles and piles of panties. Some of them clean, some of them dirty… oh so dirty… filthy.. oh God.”
Following his remark, Welsh fainted and required resuscitation.
Gen. Ray Odierno, Chief of Staff of the Army, concluded the press conference by bursting through his uniform, turning green and proclaiming “Odierno SMASH sexual assault! Puny panties no match for Chief of Staff!” then returning to his regular size of six foot three.
Reports from around the military describe late night inspections and zealous supervisors determined to root out any and all smut from military instillations.
“My Drill Sergeant came into my bay and started looking through our wall lockers. He got to the shelf where my underwear is and went ballistic,” said Private Jessica Moore, a trainee at Fort Leonard-Wood. “He tossed them in the middle of the floor and was screaming ‘Are there any more?’ I had on a pair so I stripped them off and tossed them on the pile.”
Airman Tracy Bree reported a similar instance at Joint Base Lackland.
Read more: www.duffelblog.com/2013/07/shocking-dod-wide-smut-inspection-finds-bras-panties-in-female-barracks/#ixzz2oP7NHnJW
Even more distressing to the all-male Joint Chiefs of Staff was that many females were found to be wearing a bra or panties at the time of the inspection.
“They just don’t get it,” said Adm. Jonathan W. Greenert, Chief of Naval Operations. “This is the stuff that makes a permissive environment for sexual harassment. It has no place on our females.”
Air Force Chief Gen Mark Welsh added “Just think of it. Piles and piles of panties. Some of them clean, some of them dirty… oh so dirty… filthy.. oh God.”
Following his remark, Welsh fainted and required resuscitation.
Gen. Ray Odierno, Chief of Staff of the Army, concluded the press conference by bursting through his uniform, turning green and proclaiming “Odierno SMASH sexual assault! Puny panties no match for Chief of Staff!” then returning to his regular size of six foot three.
Reports from around the military describe late night inspections and zealous supervisors determined to root out any and all smut from military instillations.
“My Drill Sergeant came into my bay and started looking through our wall lockers. He got to the shelf where my underwear is and went ballistic,” said Private Jessica Moore, a trainee at Fort Leonard-Wood. “He tossed them in the middle of the floor and was screaming ‘Are there any more?’ I had on a pair so I stripped them off and tossed them on the pile.”
Airman Tracy Bree reported a similar instance at Joint Base Lackland.
Read more: www.duffelblog.com/2013/07/shocking-dod-wide-smut-inspection-finds-bras-panties-in-female-barracks/#ixzz2oP7NHnJW