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Post by Frank on Dec 15, 2009 12:58:50 GMT -4
Why Some Men have Dogs and not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an add in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
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Post by safetildecember on Dec 15, 2009 13:10:25 GMT -4
LMAO
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Post by Frank on Dec 15, 2009 14:10:15 GMT -4
I thought it was pretty funny. Someone once told me the best way to decide if you need a dog or a woman in your life was to lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then see which one is happy to see you when you open it.
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Post by markp on Dec 15, 2009 14:14:10 GMT -4
LOL
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Post by einebierbitte on Dec 15, 2009 16:05:18 GMT -4
ditto...LOL
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Post by mcbeth on Dec 15, 2009 18:59:09 GMT -4
Ok, I know I should be appalled or insulted by this, but I seem to just keep laughing anyway.....
Very funny Frank. (Now, has your wife let you back in the house?). ;D
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Post by Frank on Dec 17, 2009 13:35:21 GMT -4
Ok, I know I should be appalled or insulted by this, but I seem to just keep laughing anyway..... Very funny Frank. (Now, has your wife let you back in the house?). ;D I dunno! I haven't opened the trunk yet! It's so quite in the house right now. I hate to wreck it.
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Post by moosie on Dec 17, 2009 15:09:14 GMT -4
so....get yourself a dog! go to ccad and adopt! and pick up a calendar to see who is available and to help feed the kitties and doggies over the winter! even if you have a wife!
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Post by mcbeth on Dec 17, 2009 19:23:15 GMT -4
Ok, I know I should be appalled or insulted by this, but I seem to just keep laughing anyway..... Very funny Frank. (Now, has your wife let you back in the house?). ;D I dunno! I haven't opened the trunk yet! It's so quite in the house right now. I hate to wreck it. Oh, I'm thinking you are SO in trouble when you do open it.... ;D And, so I don't step on Moosie's statement, be sure to get your calendars (and check out the cats and pups available)!
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Post by eastern lube we suck u dry on Dec 28, 2009 13:43:35 GMT -4
lmao
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