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Post by pirategirl on Oct 20, 2009 8:07:36 GMT -4
HEADLINE: "D..C. Police are "cracking" down on speeders. For the first offense, they give you two Redskins tickets. (If you get stopped a second time, they give you two Nationals tickets.)"
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Washington Redskins.
Q. What do the Redskins and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in D.C. in case of a tornado? A. To FedEx Field - they never have a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl ring? A. Senior Citizen
Q. What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Redskins does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. We may never find out in the 21st century.
Q. What do the Redskins and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Sorry you Redskins fans, I couldn't resist!!
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Post by safetildecember on Oct 20, 2009 8:47:21 GMT -4
Hilarious!
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Post by shadow1 on Oct 20, 2009 9:06:01 GMT -4
Ain't so funny............................................................. ;D
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Post by chickennecker11 on Oct 20, 2009 9:27:13 GMT -4
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Post by shadow1 on Oct 20, 2009 9:47:12 GMT -4
DORK probably wasn't necessary - she reversed it on us 'skins fans - so what, get over it!!!
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Post by pirategirl on Oct 20, 2009 15:57:37 GMT -4
DORK probably wasn't necessary - she reversed it on us 'skins fans - so what, get over it!!! Thanks, Shadow! CN, I am not a dork. I don't read the Sun. Someone sent it to me in an email. Sorry. Feeling a little sensitive?
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Post by shoreterp on Oct 20, 2009 19:43:06 GMT -4
That's been used for every offensively challenged team in the NFL over the years. Just substitute whatever team you like (or dislike I guess)
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fitness18
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Post by fitness18 on Oct 20, 2009 19:53:05 GMT -4
I guess it could be funny, but right now in our situation I don't find it to be.
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Post by mcbeth on Oct 20, 2009 21:09:30 GMT -4
I guess it could be funny, but right now in our situation I don't find it to be. About the only left to us is our sense of humor, so I'm going to try to keep it. At least for a little while... ;D Disappointed as I am, I will admit, even I had to find a little bit of humor in the jokes PG posted. Better than the jokes that we've had played on us (for years now), by Mr. Snider....
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Post by al on Oct 21, 2009 21:47:07 GMT -4
BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Washington DC
Washington (DC) - The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
and - I'm a Redskins fan!!!
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Post by einebierbitte on Oct 22, 2009 9:37:24 GMT -4
I would like to state for the Record to all the Redskin Fans, that I have been very good in not saying a word!! Now go check out my other post!! LOL!!!
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Post by moosie on Oct 24, 2009 14:22:25 GMT -4
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Post by fitness18 on Oct 25, 2009 14:57:57 GMT -4
Such a jerk
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Post by moosie on Oct 26, 2009 13:37:53 GMT -4
well, i'm a fan. what are you, besides a name caller?
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Post by deputy on Oct 26, 2009 14:31:34 GMT -4
I'm offended by all this name calling.....
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Post by Frank on Oct 26, 2009 14:37:22 GMT -4
Anyone going anywhere to watch the game tonight? Any good specials?
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Post by moosie on Oct 26, 2009 15:05:41 GMT -4
I'm offended by all this name calling.....
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Post by deputy on Oct 26, 2009 15:57:08 GMT -4
I'm offended by all this name calling..... Whole threads dissapear when CERTAIN posters get offended....... Even when that poster starts it.... go figure And that poster is on a smite binge. >>enter offenseive name calling here<<< <<end hijack>>
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Post by moosie on Oct 26, 2009 16:56:20 GMT -4
Whole threads dissapear when CERTAIN posters get offended....... Even when that poster starts it.... go figure And that poster is on a smite binge. >>enter offenseive name calling here<<< <<end hijack>>
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Post by bchevy on Oct 26, 2009 17:38:00 GMT -4
Whole threads dissapear when CERTAIN posters get offended....... Even when that poster starts it.... go figure And that poster is on a smite binge. >>enter offenseive name calling here<<< <<end hijack>> He's venting
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Post by moosie on Oct 26, 2009 18:00:24 GMT -4
and evidently smiting me in the process. getting mighty tiresome. it apparently does matter.
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Post by AquaHolic on Oct 26, 2009 19:39:53 GMT -4
Well...I am not a Redskins fan...but you know what...I hope they win tonight...I will be screaming at them to win win win...!!!!!!!
GO REDSKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by moosie on Oct 26, 2009 20:30:25 GMT -4
and evidently smiting me in the process. getting mighty tiresome. it apparently does matter. and there he goes again! the skins should get as many tds. go skins!
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Post by bchevy on Oct 26, 2009 20:42:18 GMT -4
and evidently smiting me in the process. getting mighty tiresome. it apparently does matter. and there he goes again! the skins should get as many tds. go skins! umm, he hasn't been online since earlier this afternoon, you have another smiter.
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Post by deputy on Oct 27, 2009 5:45:09 GMT -4
and evidently smiting me in the process. getting mighty tiresome. it apparently does matter. oh no, not I. you have another fan apparently.
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