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alanr Long-Time Member Posts: 1,164	Boat Humor Sept 2, 2010 11:02:42 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alanr on Sept 2, 2010 11:02:42 GMT -4 Just a little laugh for the boat nuts like me.

AquaHolic Major Contributor I miss my dog.... Posts: 2,354	Boat Humor Sept 3, 2010 11:45:55 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AquaHolic on Sept 3, 2010 11:45:55 GMT -4 I love that...mainly because I really hate women who act like that...
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constructr Long-Time Member Posts: 1,565	Boat Humor Sept 3, 2010 11:56:53 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by constructr on Sept 3, 2010 11:56:53 GMT -4 SEE yaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Boat Humor Sept 3, 2010 12:50:50 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2010 12:50:50 GMT -4 Why you shouldn't have your own fishing show

AquaHolic Major Contributor I miss my dog.... Posts: 2,354	Boat Humor Sept 3, 2010 13:59:45 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AquaHolic on Sept 3, 2010 13:59:45 GMT -4 blahahahahaha...that was hilarious...
	Some people are like Slinkies - Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

dmki Guest	Boat Humor Sept 8, 2010 14:32:12 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by dmki on Sept 8, 2010 14:32:12 GMT -4 I got a kick out of this. Look at the guy at the bow of the boat.

Frank Major Contributor Posts: 4,346	Boat Humor Sept 8, 2010 14:44:39 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Frank on Sept 8, 2010 14:44:39 GMT -4 I always liked this: (or maybe sailboaters just get on my nerves)
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dmki Guest	Boat Humor Sept 8, 2010 14:53:02 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by dmki on Sept 8, 2010 14:53:02 GMT -4 I wonder if the people survived on that sail boat. Looks like someone is coming up from below deck when it hits. That sucks.

dmki Guest	Boat Humor Sept 8, 2010 15:03:58 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by dmki on Sept 8, 2010 15:03:58 GMT -4 Not sure if this is boat humor or fish humor.

dmki Guest	Boat Humor Sept 8, 2010 15:05:36 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by dmki on Sept 8, 2010 15:05:36 GMT -4 How would you like to be on the bow of that boat when the slack comes out of the tow line?

Frank Major Contributor Posts: 4,346	Boat Humor Sept 8, 2010 15:15:55 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Frank on Sept 8, 2010 15:15:55 GMT -4 For anyone interested, offshore powerboat racing will be in Solomons next month. If you haven't seen really fast boats racing, it's something to see. solomonsrace.com/index.html missgeicoracing.com/
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shorti Major Contributor Posts: 2,051	Boat Humor Sept 8, 2010 16:33:24 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by shorti on Sept 8, 2010 16:33:24 GMT -4 are you participating mr. frank???

Frank Major Contributor Posts: 4,346	Boat Humor Sept 9, 2010 7:36:33 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Frank on Sept 9, 2010 7:36:33 GMT -4 Sept 8, 2010 16:33:24 GMT -4 shorti said: are you participating mr. frank??? Not in the racing, but in the support. Our boat club is one of the sponsors of the race. These race boats are BIG money!
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zeus911 Senior Member Posts: 269	Boat Humor Sept 9, 2010 10:53:43 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zeus911 on Sept 9, 2010 10:53:43 GMT -4 Frank - That Geico boat, what would be a ball park figure on what something like that would cost. Just curious.

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Sept 9, 2010 10:53:43 GMT -4 zeus911 said:

Frank - That Geico boat, what would be a ball park figure on what something like that would cost. Just curious.

In the $1,000,000 range. Of course, that boat is not the norm. It packs twin T55 Chinook turbine helicopter engines pushing 6000 horsepower. Most of these boats are in the $500,000 range.

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zeus911 Senior Member Posts: 269	Boat Humor Sept 9, 2010 19:51:35 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zeus911 on Sept 9, 2010 19:51:35 GMT -4 Are you serious Chinook engines. I am going to try to talk the wife into going this weekend. These boats look sick, and I need to see them up close.

Frank Major Contributor Posts: 4,346	Boat Humor Sept 10, 2010 8:32:22 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Frank on Sept 10, 2010 8:32:22 GMT -4 Yes, awesum!
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Frank Major Contributor Posts: 4,346	Boat Humor Sept 10, 2010 8:34:53 GMT -4 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Frank on Sept 10, 2010 8:34:53 GMT -4
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